You know, I'm a little torn over the point of this. Am I here to entertain? Or am I here to vent and/or blather at length about my current obsessions, giving you, dear reader, the opportunity to click-away rather than feign interest, leave when you get bored...

That's one I'll think about. In the interim, dear reader, you might want to think about your alcohol consumption and bawdy, bordering on obnoxious behavior last night.